There warn't anybody
at the church, except
maybe a hog or two, for
there warn't any lock on
the door, and hogs likes
a puncheon floor in
summer-time because it's
cool. If you notice,
most folks don't go to
church only when they've
got to; but a hog is
different. ~
The Adventures of
Huckleberry Finn by
Mark Twain